Lovewrecked

What you saw is what you get – and a tiny bit more of the same. Lovewrecked’s DVD release is as slender Amanda Bynes’ skeletal arms and just as underwhelming. Even if you liked the film there’s nothing amongst these minimal features to further your fun.

The Q&A with a dead-eyed Bynes is saccharine, clips-heavy and hardly probing. Who would she like to get shipwrecked with? Her family - "because they just care and they love you even when you smell." Righto.

The trailer basically shows you the film again, as do the TV spots, while the photogallery and PC wallpapers can hardly hold any fascination for fan or foe.

Not one of my desert island discs.