Hi-8 And A Half

Seven men in a lift.

Are they stuck?

Yes.

Is there an Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman amongst them?

There is one bloke who does all the talking and he thinks he's a bit of a wag, cracking jokes that aren't funny and making faces at the camera.

How long are they stuck in the lift?

Three hours

How long is the film?

Four minutes.

What happens in the other 176 minutes?

That is the mystery.