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Despite a new-found element of the touchy-feelies, the clever, cryptic plotlines which mark this series out are still in place.

Dead hunky guys and half naked hottie corpses make for high ratings - it’s about style, sex appeal and money

Life changing events are signaled so far ahead that tear ducts have withered by the time they explode.

Although there's mercifully little football in this, there's also minimal emotional depth.

A terrific soundtrack and Jamie Bell’s perfectly judged performance and charismatic persona holds it together throughout.

Boll mistakes unexplained action for plot and hammy dialogue for exposition.

The Medallion has five scriptwriters. Surely one of them might have noticed a gaping hole where the story should have been.

The pace of the film would not startle a snail.

The inconsistency of tone infects every part of the film, leading to uneven performances .

The film doesn't know what it's doing, or where it's going.

It's a small film - it was shot on a shoestring in 24 days - that tackles big themes, such as love, loss, life and death, and never takes itself too seriously.

There are so many distractions and superfluous plot points that the only way Bay can compensate is to turn every scene into an MTV blur.