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Heart warming and enjoyable.

The character-based comedy mostly works as well as it does on the show, but the laboured and frequently infantile storylines make the film fall flat on its face when it's not half way up its own arse.

The façade of a happy picnic shows all the cracks, despite the lovely geese flying overhead.

The facts are twisted out of recognition.

Written with Kelly Brook in mind and the much-maligned former host of Channel 4's Big Breakfast just about pulls it off, despite her ropey Italian accent.

The acting has a richness that sparkles.

This is the closest you'll come to experiencing the allure of fame and the power of illusion.

Paul Morrison's film recreates the subversive undercurrents of suspicion within a white working-class community extremely well, in addition to celebrating the dignity and perseverance of the new immigrants.