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Apart from the sheer dullness of these two, the script by director Don Roos doesn't go anywhere. It starts at A, hiccups on B and ends at C.

What the film does have going for it is Natasha Henstridge as a fairy godmother who genuinely seems to have sidhe blood.

As a thriller, a piece of soft porn, or a character study, the film is room temperature.

Having the director's name in the title implies there's another Ghosts Of Mars somewhere. If so, choose it, because this has feathers and won't live to see Christmas.

The plot has no tolerance for logic and the dialogue is of the 'She's frustrated' 'Who isn't?' variety.

The slimy creature effects package (guts explosion) is becoming increasingly yukky.

It feels like writer/director Adam Sherman had fun making this film.

Perry overplays the scared innocent to the point of no return, while Willis coasts in his support role.

The film is worse than misconceived. It's a criminal waste of talent.