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Suffers from a surfeit of superficiality.

The satire feels a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, with Strutt so monstrous he's an easy target.

Scruffy and scarred and only inadvertently dashing, Crepsley has none of the glamour generally associated with vampires today, though John C. Reilly has no difficulty in making him compelling.

Why should a story about two angels who have been hanging around Wisconsin for aeons, bored rigid, and wanting to go home, be understandable?

This is almost an hour longer than anything else Zhao has directed, and while her eye is keen there must surely have been a point where someone looked at a script and thought 'this is too much'.

The film succeeds so well in a genre, where pastiche is the norm, by accepting absurdity as real.

Taymor has succeeded in recreating an extraordinary time for an exceptional woman. She does so with love and imagination.

Mixed messages and crass stereotyping combine with an underwhelming script to add up to a pretty lightweight experience.

A high octane, low credibility caper

Reynolds has proved he's the king of dry delivery in everything from Deadpool to Pokemon Detective Pikachu but even his comedy Kevlar can't protect him from this script.

An inconstancy of detail might be forgivable if it were not matched by inconstancy elsewhere.

This is a story of building a thing against impossible odds.

Pleasant enough.

Rodrigues's trilogy is a visual feast of posturing machismo, during which all sense and sensibility is discarded in favour of slow-motion stunts and death from a thousand angles.

These particular pirates may not be the greatest at, well, pirating, but if you're ready to set sail for adventure, they're the crew to join.

Just a whisker away from being the cat's whiskers.

A real return to form, a fully developed story in its own right.

If you’ve ever wanted to see a bagel and a lavash engaging in homosexual activity used as an argument for why Israel and Palestine should just y’know, smoke some weed and get on with each other, here’s your chance!

On balance, the dexterity of Garrone’s vision papers over the cracks and finds the poetic dimensions of the magical material.

Within the confines of this technically complex idea, Figgis has created a work of considerable artistic merit.

Essentially a retro sci-fi spoof, everything is too much.