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Reviews by Anton Bitel

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  • The Headless Woman (2008)
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    Martel expertly compounds ambiguities without ever abandoning the apparent naturalism of her presentation.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    A woman's life goes off the rails after a mysterious car accident.
  • Long Weekend (2008)
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    Without question an eerie and ambiguous piece.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    Remake of the cult horror that sees nature turn predator.
  • The Princess And The Frog (2009)
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    The revolution in MouseLand, though tantalisingly glimpsed, proves to be short-lived.

    Anton Bitel · 3 out of 5
    A retelling of the classic fairytale set in Jazz Age New Orleans.
  • Adoration (2008)
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    Like vintage Egoyan, and the better for it.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    An orphaned boy reimagines the mysterious death of his parents as a terrorist atrocity.
  • Exam (2009)
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    Exam drifts from being genuinely enigmatic and moody to derivative, disappointing, even ridiculous.

    Anton Bitel · 2.5 out of 5
    Eight strangers are sitting the final exam for a top-level position... but little do they know the stakes are higher than they imagine.
  • Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Dark Side (2009)
    Review preview for Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Dark Side

    The parody startS to feel as though it is being stretched very thin.

    Anton Bitel · 2.5 out of 5
    The Family Guy crew feel the Force.
  • Avatar (2009)
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    There is much in Avatar that is broadly drawn, clichéd even – but it is also these very things which might just earn it the status of a classic.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    A wheelchair- using former marine is conscripted to travel to a jungle moon via a biological 'avatar' to infiltrate the local aliens who are standing in the way of plans to mine ore. Being re-released with additional footage.
  • Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law, Vol. 2 (2004)
    Review preview for Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law, Vol. 2

    It is jaw-droppingly funny, but also somewhat perplexing.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    The trials and tribulations of Hanna-Barbera's third-rate superhero turned third-rate lawyer.
  • The Box (2009)
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    Kelly should be praised to the heavens for his willingness to juggle very big ideas and to engage with the thorniest of ethical questions, taking one couple's seemingly straightforward dilemma and transforming it into a crux of apocalyptic dimensions.

    Anton Bitel · 4.5 out of 5
    A skint couple are given them a box that will give them a million dollars if they open it... but it comes with a catch.
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars - The Complete Season One (2008)
    Review preview for Star Wars: The Clone Wars - The Complete Season One

    This 3D animation is a joy to behold, and is of a quality rarely seen in anything made for televison.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    Animated antics from a galaxy far, far away.
  • Love The Beast (2009)
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    Non-car people will find themselves forced into the position of disengaged anthropologist, observing all the vehicular bump and grind without gaining any real insight or emotional connection from the experience.

    Anton Bitel · 2 out of 5
    Eric Bana's debut documentary traces his love affair with his Ford XB Falcon Coupe.
  • Nymph (2009)
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    Eerie and enigmatic.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    Poetic exploration of marital breakdown.
  • The White Space (2009)
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    As if the thematic richness and subtlety of The White Space were not enough, it is also directed by Francesca Comencini with style and sensitivity.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    A middle-aged woman copes with unexpected pregnancy and the premature birth of her child.
  • The Boys Are Back (2009)
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    An affecting blend of warm comedy and high pathos, The Boys Are Back brings an unusual all-male perspective to its otherwise familiar themes of domesticity, death and dysfunction.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    A wisecracking sportswriter is forced into single parenthood by the tragic death of his wife.
  • Nowhere Boy (2009)
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    There is something a bit bland, a bit kitchen sink, a bit telemovie, about this portrait of the artist as a young man.

    Anton Bitel · 3 out of 5
    Biopic of John Lennon's younger years.
  • Starsuckers (2009)
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    A film that makes sceptics of us all, shaking us from brainwashed passivity into a state of awareness that makes resistance possible.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    Documentary casting a spotlight on celebrity culture and the people who generate - or bury - the stars.
  • Valhalla Rising (2009)
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    The difficulty with sustaining intensity for any period of time is that it so easily becomes ridiculous, but there is absolutely nothing in this brutal, at times violent film that will have you laughing.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    Early medieval epic about a mute warrior who escapes his captors with the slave who tends him.
  • A Prophet (2009)
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    An unlikely, but highly effective, marriage of arthouse and mainstream sensibilities.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    An illiterate teenager struggles when he is sent to jail, but after embarking on a series of "missions" for a gang leader, he begins to hatch plans of his own.
  • Colin (2008)
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    This is an intelligent, moving depiction of a world gone to hell, dripping with the melancholy of a ‘hero’ still driven by a yearning from his past that he is incapable any longer of understanding.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    One man's journey into the realm of the undead... from the wrong side of life.
  • Zombie Transfusion (2006)
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    Ineptly scripted, amateurishly edited, poorly acted, ugly looking and determinedly adolescent in its focus.

    Anton Bitel · 1.5 out of 5
    Three teenagers tackle a zombie outbreak in their town.
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
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    A fantastic adaptation that manages to surpass its source material while staying entirely true to its spirit.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    Animated version of Roald Dahl's tale about a wily fox.
  • The Road (2009)
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    Pure, stripped-down bleakness, both in the desaturated drabness of its appearance and in the last-days essentialism of its themes.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    An unnamed father and son travel through a post-apocalyptic America in this adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's Pulitzer Prize winning novel.
  • Metropia (2009)
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    The bleached-to-monochrome palette and rich textures are stunningly beautiful to behold, if also deeply unnerving.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    Futuristic animation sees a young man begin to hear voices in his head.
  • Kicks (2009)
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    As a study of the mirage of celebrity and the emptiness of fanaticism, Kicks is frank, insightful and hard-hitting.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    When a footy star announces a transfer abroad two female fans aim to change his mind... no matter what.
  • Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans (2009)
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    No film by Herzog has ever been so defiantly mainstream – and yet at the same time this remains one of the director's craziest, most outlandish affairs.

    Anton Bitel · 4.5 out of 5
    Re-imagining of Abel Ferrara's film, starring Nic Cage as a cop in post-Katrina New Orleans, whose moral compass slips after he is put in charge of a murder investigation.
  • The Ape (2009)
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    A film where horror is evaded, elided or merely glimpsed sidelong – but is all the more horrific for that.

    Anton Bitel · 4.5 out of 5
    A disturbed man's descent into hell.
  • Passenger Side (2009)
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    Bissonette handles the gradually shifting points of view with such deftness and subtlety that many viewers may find themselves genuinely wrong-footed.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    When a man gets a call from his estranged addicted brother on the morning of his birthday it leads to an odyssey through the LA suburbs.
  • His & Hers (2009)
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    Concentrated insights (without any complicating distractions) into sex, family, the shifts in generations and the continuities of life.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    Seventy women talk about the men in their lives.
  • Ajami (2009)
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    There are plenty of incendiary tensions to go round in Ajami, and they fuel one another in unexpected ways, as the personal and the political become horrifically confused.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    Crime drama sees clan violence spiral out of control in Israel.
  • Sweethearts Of The Prison Rodeo (2009)
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    Beesley uses his conventional frame to cast light on people who normally have no voice, on issues that have few public champions and on 'inside' perspectives that invert expectation.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    Documentary tracks the preparations for the Oklahoma State Penitentiary Rodeo in the second year that female cons are allowed to take part.
  • The Portuguese Nun (2009)
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    Green's film, like Verde's, will no doubt seem boring to some, overly intellectual to others, while still others will find it deeply affecting.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    An actress rediscovers herself on a film shoot in Portugal.
  • Don't Worry About Me (2009)
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    It is easy enough to appreciate what Don't Worry About Me might have been, but much harder to like what it is.

    Anton Bitel · 2 out of 5
    After a one-night stand goes awry, a Londoner finds himself stranded and skint in Liverpool.
  • Dynamic: 01 - The Best Of DavidLynch.com (2007)
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    These are glimpses deep into the innermost gears and cogs of Lynch's ideas-machine, even if their very imperfection brings with it a certain disappointment.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    Collection of short films from the director.
  • Adventureland (2009)
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    At its core, Adventureland is a surprisingly sweet and tender coming-of-age romance.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    A recent graduate takes a nowhere job at his local amusement park and discovers it's perfect preparation for the real world.
  • Up (3D) (2009)
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    It is at times meandering and not a little mawkish, but its vivid primary colours conceal a great deal of shaded nuance.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    A grouchy OAP has an action-packed adventure in the rainforest after flying there in his balloon-powered house.
  • Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode II (2008)
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    Often there is a concept that positively zings, but then has little follow-through.

    Anton Bitel · 3 out of 5
    Second dose of post-modern action-figure comedy sees the robot chicken strike back.
  • Lynch (one) (2007)
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    Displays an artistry all of its own, quite unlike the thrown-together 'qualities' of your typical behind-the-scenes extra.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    An insight into the working life of cult film director David Lynch.
  • DumbLand (2002)
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    Outrageously funny, but also manic, tense, irritant, disturbing and depressing.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    Absurd animated comedy.
  • Mushi-Shi: The Complete Collection (2005)
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    Aggression, revenge, and martial prowess are replaced by reason, curiosity, and a thirst for knowledge matched only by a love of life.

    Anton Bitel · 4.5 out of 5
    Anime sees a 'Mushi-master' maintain a balance between humans and the primordial creatures who live, unseen, alongside them.
  • Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
    Review preview for Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

    It is bigger and longer than the original – but certainly no better, and this time round lacking even a novelty factor.

    Anton Bitel · 2 out of 5
    Sam Witwicky has to save the earth from Decepticon (again).
  • Deadgirl (2008)
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    A sombre film that never shows more than it needs to, and never allows its more outrageous or shocking moments to descend into sadistic spectacle or farce.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    After two teenagers find a dead girl in the basement of a disused mental asylum, the boundary between right and wrong becomes sickeningly blurred.
  • Goto, L'Île D'Amour (1968)
    Review preview for Goto, L'Île D'Amour

    Full of tricks and ambiguities that will trap any viewer confined to the single, narrow perspective that the film itself tries to impose.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    The wife of an island's despotic ruler, attempts to escape with her lover.
  • The Hide (2008)
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    This is a film of double-entendres, innuendos and equivocal nuances, where words, looks and gestures alike are made to resonate with confounding ambiguity.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    Masculinity and menace create a heady mix when two strangers meet in a bird hide.
  • Terminator Salvation (2009)
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    Terminator Salvation looks more towards its potential sequels than towards itself.

    Anton Bitel · 2.5 out of 5
    After Judgement Day, the last remnants of humankind battle for survival against the machines.
  • The Béla Tarr Collection (2009)
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    Béla Tarr remains an individualist operating outside of any studio system, with a singular and consistent vision.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    Trio of works by the Hungarian auteur.
  • Summer Scars (2007)
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    Richards' film may be an ultra-low budget affair, but it is also a punchy thriller.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    The fate of a gang of urban kids who skip school to play in the woods with a stolen moped is changed forever when they crash.
  • Sparrow (2008)
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    aa work as breezy and charming as it is enigmatic.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    A group of pickpockets find themselves on course for a showdown with a veteran from a rival gang
  • Dream (2008)
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    Kim Ki-duk is using language to highlight the communicative gulf that exists between his dramatis personae.

    Anton Bitel · 4 out of 5
    A woman acts out the dreams of a stranger.
  • One Eyed Monster (2008)
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    Funny enough (at least in a drunken crowd) to make your eyes water.

    Anton Bitel · 3 out of 5
    An alien monster wreaks havoc on a porn movie set.
  • The Detective (2007)
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    Combines murderous thrills with something altogether more otherworldly.

    Anton Bitel · 3.5 out of 5
    A broke detective tries to track down a mystery woman.

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